Dick Cheney is Dying

Former VP Cheney hospitalized, resting comfortably
Grandpa Death, the loveable old curmud-geon who tried to take over the world along with the Bush Dynasty, is resting comfortably after yet another heart attack. It seems blackened hearts can't run nearly as well as pink ones. First war criminal Alexander Haig passes away, then Cheney seemed to understand that he didn't have long.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Former vice president Dick Cheney was hospitalized after experiencing chest pains today, an aide said. Cheney assistant Peter Long issued a statement that the 69-year-old Cheney was at George Washington University Hospital and his doctors were evaluating the situation. Cheney has a history of heart problems, including four heart attacks since the age of 37. When doctors rule out an immediate heart attack, the next step in evaluating chest pain usually is an X-ray exam called an angiogram to help uncover the cause. Doctors inject a dye that will highlight narrowed arteries leading to the heart. More>>

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