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(TDS) Fundamentalist Christians are in an uproar. The "end is near." There's climate chaos (but as far-right Republicans they can't admit it's caused by humans). Global "warming" does not make sense to the average American:
(LINK) Dead Kennedys love Jerry Brown in "California Uber Alles" (Jalapeno Monk)
LYRICS: I am Governor Jerry Brown, my aura smiles and never frowns, soon I will be president.
Carter power will soon go away, I will be Fuhrer one day, I will command all of you, your kids will meditate in school. California Uber Alles! Uber Alles California!
Zen fascists will control you, one-hundred percent natural, you will jog for the master race, and always wear the happy face.
Close your eyes, can't happen here, Big Bro' on white horse is near, the hippies won't come back you say, mellow out or you will pay. California Uber Alles! Uber Alles California!
Now it is 1984, knock-knock at your front door, it's the suede/denim secret police, they have come for your uncool niece.
Come quietly to the camp, you'd look nice as a drawstring lamp, don't you worry it's only a shower, for your clothes here's a pretty flower.
Die on organic poison gas, serpent's eggs already hatched, you will croak you little clown, when you mess with President Brown. California Uber Alles! Uber Alles California! (What does it mean?)
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